1. iguanamouth:

    "what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

    (via tegananscombe)

     
  2. rowling:

    siriusblaack:

    Oi! Angelina!

    look at neville being supportive. 

    (via scatteredheroes)

     
  3. sosungalittleclodofclay:

    feathery-dreamer:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    the-tricksters-neophyte:

    h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

    ciderandsawdust:

    Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

    burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

    I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

    but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

    Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious

    and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.

    it says I need access to a Swede, how do I even achieve that and what am I gonna use them for

    For the purposes of the fire log, you become a honorary swede after walking through IKEA once.

    (via scatteredheroes)

     

  4. moraniarty:

    you’re walking in the woods

    there is no one around

    and your phone is dead

    out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                        shia labeouf

    (Source: anti-social-cave, via scatteredheroes)

     

    1. Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
    2. Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
    3. Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
    4. Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
    5. Men's Rights Activist: ....
    6. ...
    7. ...
    8. ...
    9. Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...
     
  5. lolitsgabe:

    Shut. The fuck. Up.

    (Source: sp0oky-box-forts, via kelsimusmaximus)

     
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  7. laughhard:

    Every Sports Interview

    (via i-have-beards)

     

  8. disneysmermaids:

    cherribalm:

    site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

    site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

    site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

    site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

    THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

    (via scatteredheroes)

     
  9. snickerz:

    thatfunnyblog:

    IM IN LOVE

    I AM MILKSHAKE. 

    (Source: sacramento.cbslocal.com, via scatteredheroes)